You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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