saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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