North Korea, Best Korea!
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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