it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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