umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
All the doctor said was why
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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