if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
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I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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