Pappa wants mamma naked
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Everclear isn't food dammit
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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