Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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