i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
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