Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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