clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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