But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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