Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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