:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
You almost got us killed.
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