No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
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