I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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