I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
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