you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Randomize
