Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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