using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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