I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
