I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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