I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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