Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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