She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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