Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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