i just had sex bonerless
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
My vagina just recognized that song.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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