Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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