Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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