You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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