Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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