Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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