You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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