Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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