Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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