It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
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