Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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