no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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