I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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