Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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