I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Randomize
