How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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