Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I need water and some morals
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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