it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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