yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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