That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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