dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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