Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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