got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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