Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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