Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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