I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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