Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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