So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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