I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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