im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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