thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
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