When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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