help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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