It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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