Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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